HOW TO CHEAT TO GET FAME?

THE FOLLOWING EXAMPLE  MAY BE WRONG AND I MYSELF WOULD LIKE TO STATE I WOULD RATHER  GET FOLLOWERS THE HONEST WAY.YOU CAN DO THE FOLLOWING TO CHEAT IF YOU WISH-BUY 10,000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS £26.00,PUBLISH A VIDEO -YOUTUBE-BUY 1 MILLION HITS £45.00,TWEET VIDEO-1,000 RETWEETS £10.00,VINE FOLLOWERS -£30.00,,1,000 FACEBOOK LIKES £20.00,UPLOAD A SONG ON SOUNDCLOUD-BUY 20,000 PLAYS -£3.84P,SELF -PUBLISH  E-BOOK-AMAZON -BUY TOP RATED VERDICTS -£30.00 DONT CHEAT BUILD BY HAND AND HARDWORK  IT S MORE WORTH IT.